Post by kaleidoscope_tree on Jan 8, 2008 20:44:16 GMT
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests.
Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it.
Solomon had three hundered wives and seven hundered porcupines. He was an actual hysterical figuere as well as being in the bible. It sounds like he was sort of busy too.
The Greeks were highly sculptured people and without them we wouldnt have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth.
Socrates was a famous old teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisenous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits and threw the java. The games were messier than they show on TV now.
Julius Caesar, extinguished himself to the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thougt he was going to be made king, Dying, he gasped out "same to you, Brutus"
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I dont really understand. The English and French still have problems.
Queen Elizabeth was the Virgin Queen. As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah!" and that was the end of the fighting for a while.
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of Blood
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figuere because he invented cigarettes and started smoking
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.
Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it.
Solomon had three hundered wives and seven hundered porcupines. He was an actual hysterical figuere as well as being in the bible. It sounds like he was sort of busy too.
The Greeks were highly sculptured people and without them we wouldnt have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth.
Socrates was a famous old teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisenous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits and threw the java. The games were messier than they show on TV now.
Julius Caesar, extinguished himself to the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thougt he was going to be made king, Dying, he gasped out "same to you, Brutus"
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I dont really understand. The English and French still have problems.
Queen Elizabeth was the Virgin Queen. As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah!" and that was the end of the fighting for a while.
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of Blood
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figuere because he invented cigarettes and started smoking
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.