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Post by mrmustard on Oct 4, 2013 17:03:00 GMT
It was in the contract!!! Any takers?
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Post by Mr Kite on Oct 4, 2013 17:15:43 GMT
I cant dance . But she can .
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Post by mrmustard on Oct 4, 2013 17:22:10 GMT
I cant dance . But she can . Yes, she'll do! But I will need transporting back in time!
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Post by bluemeaniepaul74 on Oct 4, 2013 19:00:54 GMT
I cant dance . But she can . Yes, she'll do! But I will need transporting back in time! Oh...it's Bush again!
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Post by Amadeus on Oct 4, 2013 22:01:34 GMT
Some people don't go for Brittney Spears. I don't know, I always thought that if XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
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Post by Mr Kite on May 22, 2014 21:59:08 GMT
2000!!!!!! Do I get one ?
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Post by mrmustard on May 22, 2014 22:14:11 GMT
Do they have lap dancers in Manchester???
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Post by Mr Kite on May 22, 2014 22:16:03 GMT
Not what I know of .
I`ll ask Robert Plants dad .
It`s an In joke folks
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Post by mrmustard on May 22, 2014 22:24:38 GMT
Robert Plants dad? Remind of the story how this gag came about??
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Post by Mr Kite on May 22, 2014 22:28:00 GMT
Apparently My mate Dave reckons he has the biggest Porn collection in the world . I can`t really remember how he came up with that . It was a few pints down the road . Hard Days Night Hotel
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Post by mrmustard on May 22, 2014 22:44:42 GMT
That's it, I remember now! John Mayall use to have the biggest porn collection in Europe before it burnt down! How annoying would that be!
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Post by ROCKY on May 23, 2014 12:24:40 GMT
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Post by bluemeaniepaul74 on May 23, 2014 13:29:54 GMT
That's it, I remember now! John Mayall use to have the biggest porn collection in Europe before it burnt down! How annoying would that be! I'm sorry, I'm slightly confused over how a porn collection can burn down? I've heard of buildings burning down...but porn??? Plus how did John Mayall know he had the biggest porn collection in Europe? Do they have championships to decide these things or did some ruling organization send round their filth ajudicator (Norris McSquirter perhaps) to decide on the title of Europe's biggest perv??? Also, while we're on the subject, seeing as Mayall began his musical career performing a sort of fusion of Jazz and blues, is this where the affectionate term for porn magazines known as 'Jazz Mags' came from???
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Post by ROCKY on May 23, 2014 14:14:47 GMT
I thought Pete Townshend was the King of Porn over there. lol
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Post by mrmustard on May 23, 2014 15:06:03 GMT
I thought Pete Townshend was the King of Porn over there. lol Cruel Rocky, very cruel! It was for research purposes and was never charged.
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Post by mrmustard on May 23, 2014 15:11:56 GMT
Ok! The place he had especially built to house the porn collection burned down. And yes, they do have adjudicators for this sort of thing. The Razzle and Hustler awards!
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Post by Mr Kite on May 23, 2014 17:05:02 GMT
No mention of Roberts Plant`s Dad then ?
I now know why I don`t watch Britains Got Talent
Did`nt a dog win it one year ?
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Post by ROCKY on May 24, 2014 2:08:33 GMT
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Post by Bongo on May 24, 2014 2:28:46 GMT
Hey, do you guys remember blowing Bubbles when you were younger???
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Post by Bongo on May 24, 2014 2:29:55 GMT
Well, he's back in Town and he's looking for you.........
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