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Post by Amadeus on May 24, 2013 10:33:44 GMT
BUT, what about the fact: " every time, you are near"?
Were you near 150 million years ago? Really, who was it that was supposed to be near? Hal David? Karen Carpenter's producer? The poor bloody caveman? As Ford Prefect pointed out in book 3, they weren't actually 'cavemen'. They didn't live in caves. They lived in the woods. With the birds.
And is it true that we are descended from hairdressers and telephone sanitizers?
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Post by Mr Kite on May 24, 2013 13:51:14 GMT
"every time you are near "
Well you can be anywhere in the world and a Bird wont be far away . Look at the Albatross . They can be found thousands of miles from any land . So that ponder is solved .
As for Hairdressers and Telephone sanitizers No we did`nt .
I could be wrong and as you say I wasnt around a few thousand years ago .
But check out cave paintings and ancient tombs and you wont find any hair dryers , scisssors or phone boxes .
I just hope mans first conversation was`nt about . "Going away this year sir ?"
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Post by sheepdog on May 24, 2013 14:06:26 GMT
Does the loch ness monster exist? have you ever seen it?
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Post by Mr Kite on May 24, 2013 19:13:45 GMT
Good Questions . But an easy one .No and No . People who have seen sightings of nessie tend to work near Loch Ness . They also have bills to pay. Start a rumour and before you know you get Tourist flocking in to see if they can get a glimspe of the said "Attraction " Also todays technology has`nt picked up a single thing swimming in the deep lock . if there was such a large beast they would be remains of it`s breakfast , dinner and tea , large creatures need to eat . In cold waters large creatures need a lot of blubber to keep them warm . Food in the lock would`nt keep a small dolphin in meals let alone a large Beastie . Common sense goe`s out of the window when T.Shirts , Snow domes and rubber toys can be sold . As for evidence . Nessie ? Canadian Geese . Nessie . Have I seen it ? Never been to Scotland and as I say it is a damn good scam for the Scottish Tourist Board .
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Post by Amadeus on May 25, 2013 13:48:53 GMT
Here's a bit of a poser for you:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2013 13:57:51 GMT
Three (fairly simple) questions for you Mr K. 1 Does your good lady wife EVER complain about the time you spend on this Forum? 2. How many days do we (collectively) have the pleasure of your company at this year's Beatle Week? 3. At what stage in your life did you realize you were an old traditionalist?
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Post by Mr Kite on May 25, 2013 15:38:47 GMT
Lots of questions !
Why did the chicken cross the road ? That has been around since I was a wee lad . But joke aside . (get it ) Like most intellegent animals and ceatures on this planet have 3 instinctive patterns for existence . Breed , Feed , and get to some place . The chicken so much of a low intelligence will still have a reason for crossing the road . the answer . To get to the other side .
Arts questions . 1, I can not answer for someone else as this question as this aimed at my dear wife . But I spend a lot of time on here as I dont watch T.V. and can listen to my I.Pod for hours on end . I`m saving up so I am not spending money while I`m on here. I`ve been on Holiday this week as it was Rush week. And it has rained all week,( Sun has come out today though !)so I have been on here, a lot . I also have responsibilty to keep check on whats going on this Forum . 2. 15 weeks today . 3. I think I`m not very keen on change . Like when they called Marathons, Snickers . It took me years to come to terms of calling a chocolate bar I`ve had since being a wee lad something else . Why would they change it ? I have always been proud of the fact that I still have the same values as I did in my teenage years . Be polite , treat all people with respect so how they may come across , have manners , and most of all always put your right shoe on first .
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2013 18:20:33 GMT
Why won't your laptop allow you to have a picture on your desktop?
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Post by Mr Kite on May 27, 2013 18:47:47 GMT
Why won't your laptop allow you to have a picture on your desktop? Damn !!!!!!! ! I don`t know the answer to that . But I have a theory . At X Mas my laptop had so much of those Virus thingy`s that it had to go to the P.C. Doctor . But when the whole trouble started it was when I put a Robin Van Persie picture scoring against Chelsea and after a week I thought time for a change . But it would`nt change ! After that it just got worse . When I got it back it was a blank screen and so I got a nice Wallpaper , I think it was a Cat playng with some Wool .(I maybe wrong). And it came up with a box saying "Access Denied" or what ever. After sevral hours of messing about with the Personal screen thingy I gave up . A week or say later my mate is the Dogs with P.C.s came round and I told him of dilemma After a few hours he gave up . So I may be wrong but . It`s Robin Van Pursie`s fault I forgive him though as he`s not a bad lad and he told City to F**k Off !
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Post by sheepdog on May 29, 2013 18:54:43 GMT
if a crocodile and a shark had a fight who would win?
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Post by Mr Kite on May 30, 2013 18:32:38 GMT
if a crocodile and a shark had a fight who would win? Good question . But it`s all down to where you live . Now a crocodile hangs around swamplands and Zoos and will never be seen out in the Ocean . So if by the strangest chance that a Shark got really lost and ended up in a Marsh my money would be on the crock . The Shark on the other hand is dangerous preditor out in the sea . And if by chance a Crockodile decided go try a new place to live , in the open sea and came across a Shark . My money is on the shark . So the answer is . Depends on where the fight is . If I had a Shark in my back garden . I`d have Cat food for the next 6 months .
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Post by klang on May 31, 2013 19:19:31 GMT
Who do Britons enjoy more,Benny Hill or Monty Python?
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Post by Mr Kite on May 31, 2013 20:11:46 GMT
Who do Britons enjoy more,Benny Hill or Monty Python?
A good question . Benny Hill was a national treasure . But you have to say Monty Python ( I`m a bit biased on this question ) Python though are still much apart of peoples memories than Benny . I must mention Python at least a fortnight or every 2 weeks , but then it could be 14 days . I love Python I have all the series of Python ,Fawlty towers Riping Yarns ,all the films including Live At The Holywood Bowl , and even a few cast off Python films like Time Bandits, Jabberwocky , most of the records a very big book The Pythons Autobiograhpy , Micheal Palin Diaries , and Sahara , which is signed as I`ve even met a Python ! Micheal Palin ! My Text ring tone is Python . "What Is Your Favorite Colour ?" Which you may or may not know is from The Holy Grail . The Bridge of death . I love Python . alot and Lupins . So I would go with Python .
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Post by ranger on May 31, 2013 23:03:18 GMT
Wayne Rooney has played 3 good games for England.....as an Everton player. Wayne Rooney has played 80 poor games for England.....as a Man. U. player. If we can agree that it might not be for his stunning looks, why does Wayne Rooney keep getting picked for England?
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 1, 2013 11:08:46 GMT
Wayne Rooney has played 3 good games for England.....as an Everton player. Wayne Rooney has played 80 poor games for England.....as a Man. U. player. If we can agree that it might not be for his stunning looks, why does Wayne Rooney keep getting picked for England? A good question . Easy to answer. Wayne Rooney is a great player no doubt about that . He is one of Uniteds all time top goals scorers won lots of trophies 6 leagues and a Euorpean cup . So Wayne has become a brand name in football , Remember Kevin Keegan ? A great player ? No not really , he was in a great league side . Shearer , Got picked for England even though he went months without scoring . Meanwhile you had Andy Cole Scoring week in week out playing European football every season . Who do you pick Mr Keegan ? Alan Shearer. When it comes to England more or less the team is already picked for you with the media and everyone is anybody mainly the F.A. When it`s down to the crunch the F.A. Pull the strings of the "England manager " and he picks Wayne Rooney over Defoe or whoever . Why ? Bums on seats ? The coaching staff no what there doing ? Pick Wayne and if it all goe`s pear shaped we can blame him and Man Utd . Simple . I have been watching football for 40 years and I know that has long you have people who don`t know about football (F.A.)and just look at how much they can screw people out of a few more quid they are happy . A perfect example . The F.A. Cup Semi Finals at Wembley Why ? Really Why ? Money ? The same goe`s on at Old Trafford , I can`t deny it . They put executive seats bang in the middle of the Stretford End and they wonder why the atmosphere is poor . Football has become a cash cow . Back in the old days of terraces ,50p Bovril and place to go on the weekend for the working class has long disapeared The reason why Wayne will be putting on the England shirt today . Money .
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2013 17:49:08 GMT
Mr K. A question for you.
How 'famous' does a person have to be when someone kills them to have them reported as 'assassinated'?
So, was John Lennon assassinated or murdered?
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 5, 2013 18:16:13 GMT
Very interesting question . My thoughts that come at me straight off the cuff is that John was murdered . Presidents and Kings and Queens get assassinated .
But I don`t think anyone has who been shot down in cold blood should just because of the fact he`s famous be a victim of an assassination . John Lennon was a man who went through his life making music and what went along with it was not his fault . Not really caused any wars or made people poor from poor dicsions.
John Lennon was murdered by a psycho who was aloud to keep a gun .
My thoughts , and they are purely my own . Any human being who has a gun for any reason other than survival and protection are insane .
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Post by mrmustard on Jun 5, 2013 18:54:50 GMT
It's quite simple. Assassination is the murder of a prominent figure for payment or political reasons. Now if Chapman did this single-handedly, as is the popular belief, then it's murder pure and simple. If he was a Manchurian candidate then it's assassination.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2013 21:01:06 GMT
Another question for you Mr K. You're getting good at this Anyway, here it is : Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
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Post by mrmustard on Jun 6, 2013 21:08:23 GMT
Another question for you Mr K. You're getting good at this Anyway, here it is : Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? Can I answer this question? Please, please, pleaase!
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