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Post by Mr Kite on Nov 28, 2009 16:28:39 GMT
There once was a spider sitting on my couch It bit me in the bottom and I shouted Ouch ! Things got very blurry and dizzy and I had to get out of the house I started building a web and eating a wrapped up mouse ! I just got to pull myself together as I was almost climbing my house But along came Kirsten and I showed her my Pedipalps and now we live happly together with our 300 children in our web at the side of the shed But bad news is I`ve got 2 years and I`ll be dead ! Oh!!!! the life of anthropod
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sprucy in the sky
I'll Be On My Way
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
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Post by sprucy in the sky on Nov 30, 2009 13:35:59 GMT
Is off christmas shopping
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sprucy in the sky
I'll Be On My Way
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
Posts: 313
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Post by sprucy in the sky on Dec 1, 2009 17:52:17 GMT
Bored, someone entertain me!
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Post by The End on Dec 1, 2009 22:51:51 GMT
Poor you
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Post by blueblackbird on Dec 1, 2009 23:15:15 GMT
I should have studied for my finals today but I played the bass instead.
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sprucy in the sky
I'll Be On My Way
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
Posts: 313
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Post by sprucy in the sky on Dec 1, 2009 23:50:22 GMT
Poor you dont worry ended up at the pub hahaha
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sprucy in the sky
I'll Be On My Way
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
Posts: 313
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Post by sprucy in the sky on Dec 1, 2009 23:50:57 GMT
I should have studied for my finals today but I played the bass instead. i think that was the best way to go, who needs to study
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Post by Mr Kite on Dec 3, 2009 19:09:37 GMT
Bored, someone entertain me! Read Captain Bob ! And there is a new story very soon Bob fans ! It called A Christmas with Carol . BlueTeal!!!
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kopi231
And That's A Start
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Post by kopi231 on Dec 7, 2009 12:37:47 GMT
Hello! Can you help me! Can you say me, where do I find the cheapest Beatles MONO set on the internet? On which e-shop? thanks
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Post by The End on Dec 13, 2009 22:52:33 GMT
Why are Sundays so bloody boring?
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Post by Amadeus on Mar 25, 2012 15:36:20 GMT
You ever notice that most non-musical people always clap on the on beat? It's really stupid.
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Post by Mr Kite on Mar 26, 2012 18:38:17 GMT
Oh ! A Thread that is right up my street ! There are some funny idioms like that . But there are some annoying ones like Oh My God ! Not that is a saying that is`nt up my street
I`ll go to the foot of our stairs ! Like that one .
Not in a month of Sundays ! Not that keen on that one .
I`d rather walk round Mossley with a nail in my shoe . Very popular in these parts .
And the Like .Like . Thing people put on the begining of sentances And instead of just saying . No People(kids mostly ) say .Noooooah ! Frigging annoying that one !
Thud Clap Thud . !I`m thinking about my doorbell , when are you going to ring it !" Clap ...Thud .
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Post by Mr Kite on Nov 14, 2012 20:33:43 GMT
I have not wrote any Poems latley .
So then . I will have a try .
Old McDonald have a farm and on it he had a cow .
I passed it the other day and Wondered how
Who was the first to milk the said beast .
Must have been a brave man and very thirsty too .
As when a Cow go`s to the toilet he does one hell of a poo.
Thank You .
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Post by Amadeus on Nov 14, 2012 23:20:45 GMT
you said pooo! Hey, hey, listen to this.......Doody! Shingles! I'm not just going to turn a brown eye to all these goings ons you know. You can't just dump on me. That's giving a bum deal. sphincter.
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Post by Mr Kite on Nov 15, 2012 18:47:09 GMT
Toilet humour is really hitting the bottom .
Oh OH ! Not mine but still makes me laugh .
Mary had a little lamb , the doctor had a fit .
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Post by Amadeus on Nov 15, 2012 22:18:26 GMT
diarrhea!
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Post by Mr Kite on Nov 20, 2012 18:42:01 GMT
Wankel Rotery Engine .
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Post by Amadeus on Nov 20, 2012 19:35:54 GMT
Even words like 'tits', 'winkle' and 'vibraphone' can't rival the embarrassment potential of sounds. Listen to this... if you can,,,,'' eeegahdteujkekufudidopwowooieoe''.
Well, how did you rate your embarrassment level?, a; embarrassed, b;hello, or c; good evening.
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Post by sheepdog on Nov 21, 2012 16:59:29 GMT
My car is at the docs as it is poorly i wish it would hurry up and come back ... i miss you car
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Post by sheepdog on Nov 22, 2012 19:19:34 GMT
Bored! Whats the funniest thing a stranger has ever said to you?
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