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Post by The End on Sept 27, 2007 12:21:22 GMT
That's "Frequently Uttered Questions"! Feel free to ask anything you like!
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Clarabella
I'll Be On My Way
All she needs is the stars up above
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Post by Clarabella on Sept 27, 2007 14:47:41 GMT
Have you ever written an unanswered love letter?
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kevin
What Goes On In Your Heart
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Post by kevin on Sept 27, 2007 15:16:43 GMT
Have you ever written an unanswered love letter? That's such a girly question. When did you last crap in your pants? (to loosen the topic - several years ago after a particularly hard night my phone rang (in the hall). I answered naked and, feeling weary, squatted while I chatted. Tried to do a fart but dropped a little jobbie on the carpet. Fortunatey I live alone.)
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BlueMeanie
For A Number Of Things
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
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Post by BlueMeanie on Sept 27, 2007 15:56:45 GMT
Have you ever written an unanswered love letter? That's such a girly question. When did you last crap in your pants? (to loosen the topic - several years ago after a particularly hard night my phone rang (in the hall). I answered naked and, feeling weary, squatted while I chatted. Tried to do a fart but dropped a little jobbie on the carpet. Fortunatey I live alone.) I can't believe you admitted that on here!
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kevin
What Goes On In Your Heart
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Post by kevin on Sept 27, 2007 16:10:06 GMT
I can't believe you admitted that on here! I don't think I would have on DM's. But lets take this place somewhere different - nice and blokey before we get invaded by smiley faces and George Harrison pics.
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Post by The End on Sept 27, 2007 16:23:31 GMT
Have you ever written an unanswered love letter? Quite honestly - no
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kevin
What Goes On In Your Heart
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Post by kevin on Sept 27, 2007 16:23:47 GMT
I can't believe you admitted that on here! And in my defence it was just a little squidgy chap, not a full-on monster turd or anything. Suprisingly difficult to remove mind. In retrospect I should have had a bash at it that morning.
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Post by The End on Sept 27, 2007 16:35:05 GMT
When did you last crap in your pants? (to loosen the topic - several years ago after a particularly hard night my phone rang (in the hall). I answered naked and, feeling weary, squatted while I chatted. Tried to do a fart but dropped a little jobbie on the carpet. Fortunatey I live alone.) LMAO!!! Did your voice falter on the phone?!! LOL! Well... seeing as you ask... Many years ago, after a MASSIVE birthday night out on the booze and a curry (possibly around my 18th), I got a cab into work and asked the driver to drop me at the back door as usual. However, on this occassion there were two lorries blocking the door and no matter what way I tried to gain entry it was just impossible get in. All of which meant I now had to walk around to the front of the building - a 15 minute walk. Halfway there my bowel decided to halve its size which meant I had to clench my buttocks tight and walk funny the rest of the way. I got all the way into the building and the toilets were in sight, which automatically makes your bowel half its size again and as my manager waved at me across the floor I waved back and... well, you can guess! I bet you thought I'd never answer that one!!
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kevin
What Goes On In Your Heart
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Post by kevin on Sept 27, 2007 16:39:37 GMT
Fantastic! I'm proud of you.
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BlueMeanie
For A Number Of Things
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
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Post by BlueMeanie on Sept 27, 2007 20:13:24 GMT
Do you have any embarrassing habits? Apart from craping your pants, that is!
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Post by The End on Sept 28, 2007 0:09:18 GMT
No not really - Although I am a nail-biter!
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Post by sondra on Sept 28, 2007 7:21:58 GMT
Good lord. What a thread.
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Post by sondra on Sept 28, 2007 7:32:14 GMT
I can't believe you admitted that on here! I don't think I would have on DM's. But lets take this place somewhere different - nice and blokey before we get invaded by smiley faces and George Harrison pics. Well now, if getting blokey is going to include stories about bowel movements and other disgusting male habits I myself might have the urge to invade this place with smiley faces and Paul McCartney pictures. And maybe some hearts and flowers too. Air freshener probably wouldn't hurt either.
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Post by The End on Sept 28, 2007 8:25:57 GMT
I don't think I would have on DM's. But lets take this place somewhere different - nice and blokey before we get invaded by smiley faces and George Harrison pics. Well now, if getting blokey is going to include stories about bowel movements and other disgusting male habits I myself might have the urge to invade this place with smiley faces and Paul McCartney pictures. And maybe some hearts and flowers too. Air freshener probably wouldn't hurt either. LMAO!!!
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Post by Bobber on Sept 28, 2007 20:03:16 GMT
What do you like to do when you're home alone?
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Post by The End on Sept 28, 2007 20:14:48 GMT
This basically!
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Post by Bobber on Sept 28, 2007 20:31:40 GMT
Blimey! Haha! You really love her, don't you?
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Post by somedude210 on Sept 29, 2007 2:26:59 GMT
I don't think I would have on DM's. But lets take this place somewhere different - nice and blokey before we get invaded by smiley faces and George Harrison pics. Well now, if getting blokey is going to include stories about bowel movements and other disgusting male habits I myself might have the urge to invade this place with smiley faces and Paul McCartney pictures. And maybe some hearts and flowers too. Air freshener probably wouldn't hurt either. speaking of which, most embarrassing story about scratching your little Al's
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Post by The End on Sept 29, 2007 10:04:02 GMT
I have embarrassed myself on countless occasions but not with regard to the above!!
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Post by kaleidoscope_tree on Sept 29, 2007 23:56:41 GMT
boys will be boys... no matter what age they are. If your girlfriend, or anyone that you love and admire and all that, would have asked you to not drink any alcohol for 3 month because she is doing something for a charity... would you listen to her or not?
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