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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 6, 2013 21:09:32 GMT
Another question for you Mr K. You're getting good at this Anyway, here it is : Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? I am , there is an answer for everything and I have it . (except Why ?,I know this from the Prisoner episode The General ). The answer to your question . No . As anyone who has not been blinded by two thousnd year old book knows that they did`nt exsist . So they then didnt have belly buttons .
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 6, 2013 21:10:45 GMT
Another question for you Mr K. You're getting good at this Anyway, here it is : Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? Can I answer this question? Please, please, pleaase! Go ahead Musty , all answers are good answers
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Post by mrmustard on Jun 6, 2013 21:12:05 GMT
Another question for you Mr K. You're getting good at this Anyway, here it is : Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? I am , there is an answer for everything and I have it . (except Why ?,I know this from the Prisoner episode The General ). The answer to your question . No . As anyone who has not been blinded by two thousnd year old book knows that they did`nt exsist . So they then didnt have belly buttons . Its like you and I were seperated at birth Mr Kite! That was going to be my response!
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 6, 2013 21:19:46 GMT
I am , there is an answer for everything and I have it . (except Why ?,I know this from the Prisoner episode The General ). The answer to your question . No . As anyone who has not been blinded by two thousnd year old book knows that they did`nt exsist . So they then didnt have belly buttons . Its like you and I were seperated at birth Mr Kite! That was going to be my response! I wish Roscoe was about , he may have a different answer to this question ( In Latin)
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Post by mrmustard on Jun 6, 2013 21:27:09 GMT
Its like you and I were seperated at birth Mr Kite! That was going to be my response! I wish Roscoe was about , he may have a different answer to this question ( In Latin) I know but Tkitna is around. I'm sure we will get an alternative response soon!
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 6, 2013 21:29:01 GMT
I wish Roscoe was about , he may have a different answer to this question ( In Latin) I know but Tkitna is around. I'm sure we will get an alternative response soon! Oh ! this could be a very long debate
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Post by tkitna on Jun 7, 2013 0:43:27 GMT
Lol. No debate here. I'm not here to change your minds. I wish you the best.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 8:29:23 GMT
Oh! my good golly gosh. (Can I say 'golly' on here?). That's not my question by the way. I didn't mean the bellybutton question in the biblical sense so I guess those of us on this forum who are of a religious persuasion will have a different outlook. Anyway, Mr Kite, I am distraught and I hope you can help me. I woke up this morning and I realized I had lost my mojo (not the monthly magazine you understand). So my question to you is this. Can you help me get back my mojo? Without it, I feel so bereft. Thank you in anticipation.
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 7, 2013 19:34:47 GMT
Oh! my good golly gosh. (Can I say 'golly' on here?). That's not my question by the way. I didn't mean the bellybutton question in the biblical sense so I guess those of us on this forum who are of a religious persuasion will have a different outlook. Anyway, Mr Kite, I am distraught and I hope you can help me. I woke up this morning and I realized I had lost my mojo (not the monthly magazine you understand). So my question to you is this. Can you help me get back my mojo? Without it, I feel so bereft. Thank you in anticipation. No problem . In the biblical sense . Just where did you think the Adam and Eve story come from ? In fact where did mrs Cane or Abel come from ? (Abel may be was`nt around that much to find out if the future Mr`s had a belly button .) Which brings us to the next question . Mojo . (bloody great Mag but it`s got a bit expensive ) I don`t know if you knew this but Im not an agony aunt and I dont want to go into your private life . Having said that . I can hopefully help a little bit . Buy a new shirt . Sun glasses and a bottle Brut .and shave everyday . If possible a new car , sports car ,Convertable, dont put love on or anything that may be to far out . (Gong , Caravan, Tull, Frank Zappa ) Go for Fire and Water - Free , its a killer Cd and played loud enough should start to bring back your Mojo . Also . Try to bring "Init" into every sentence and make sure you have your mobile in your hand at all time . This will drag you into the erm... What ever they call this decade . Try this if possible . Watch the latest hell of T.V. called Reality , X Factor , Britains Got Talent . This will help you to comunicate with anyone under 30 . Stay clear of anything that involes reading , art , history or music that has more than 10 words and has instruments in it . Good luck finding your Mojo . ( If it dos`nt turn up see your Doctor about Viagra )
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 10:16:39 GMT
Thanks Mr K. As always, a most helpful reply.
I fully understand that you're not one of those Agony Aunts so I'm sorry. I promise not to ask you any more questions about my personal life.
Anyway, I do feel that my mojo is on the way back, so that's good, innit?
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Post by bungalow bill on Jun 8, 2013 16:21:12 GMT
heres a question for you mr k,left or right handed musicians or are they all the same
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 8, 2013 18:19:04 GMT
heres a question for you mr k,left or right handed musicians or are they all the same Hello Bugalow Bill , what happened to the n ? Just in case my readers are wondering where Bugalow came from , he used to be Flannel , but now he is a Cowboy ! Anyhow . No . Some are left handed and some are right handed . Interesting thing though is that Jimi Hendrix , a lefty plays a righthanded guitar upside down and re strung with the strings , erm upside down . I don`t know any other Left handed musicans who do that . Or is it that I never really cared . Glad I could help Arthurlee. Interesting facts about Mojo . Jim Morrison sang Mr Mojo Risin on L.A. Woman which is an anagram of Jim Morrison . It was a sweet . It gets mentioned quite a lot on Blues records . It was a record label It is an expensive Music mag ( a very good one though ) A merseybeat group .
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Post by Amadeus on Jun 8, 2013 20:45:29 GMT
Being that we get PROG a month later than the UK, I've had to wait for the RUSH issue. A News Stand Near Me doesn't seem to be ordering that issue in.
Question: Is it worth it for me to put in the effort to phone around to find somewhere that has it in stock?
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Post by Mr Kite on Jun 8, 2013 21:01:21 GMT
Prog rock mag with Rush . I did`nt get it but you can`t go wrong with that great Mag .
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Post by johnharisson on Jul 21, 2013 15:37:24 GMT
What happens after death ?
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Post by Mr Kite on Jul 21, 2013 16:36:02 GMT
What happens after death ? Nothing . But I guess that is an easy answer option (But the right one in my mind ). We have been on this planet a very long time and we have yet to discover the answer to your question . Lets not get to deep into the history of mankind , but I shall start with a favorite race of mine Ancient Egyptians . I have total respect for this bunch . But when it came to death they went a bit over the top . When one of their Kings died they made sure when he got to the other side he would`nt be short of gold and even they threw in the odd boat ? But with most ancient people most of their beliefs are all conected to the Earth and the sky . As nobody had ever seen a dead king in the local cattle market the only other option was the Stars . Hence Heaven was born . Where will I go when I die Daddy ? Easy cop out answer Heaven . Where is my Daddy/Mummy/Gran etc etc . ? A question that has been asked for an eternity. "In heaven my boy/girl" . A easy way out than just telling them that they are "6 foot under and are now food for the worms . Funerals . We need them as if we just put dead people for the binmen , they would soon frighten the kids and be a terrible smell . which brings us to Faith (Religion) . Again an easy way out . Come up with something that can not be proved wrong . A chap with a white beard , angels playing harps etc . Who the hell has died and come back and said they have seen these things ? No one . Period . (Except the odd nutter who then comes up with a very good money making scheme , as they say out of a crowd of people there is always one gullible enough .) I have no problem with these people but when it`s turned into a faith that believes that flying planes into buildings is for their God is the right thing to do then , sorry I hope they burn in their hell .(Of course thats another made up place) What about that Burger you had with french fries the other week . Has that poor animal gone to Cow heaven ? Is heaven only limited to people ? The best one of the lot . Ghosts . People who believe in a place that is inbetween Death and Life . Ghost enthusiasts . Ask them what is a Ghost ? It is a person who has been "Bad " or they hav`nt not quite finished with matters of Earth . Well hands up who has`nt been bad at some point ? . Hands up with anyone when they been hit by a train want to come back and play for their Football team ? Silly I know . Death is just a part of this big cycle of Life . Everything that is born has to die, from flowers , insects , animals , seahorses , Pigeons , Humans . Everything . They all live a life reproduce and then die . No after life. That is what we all want to hear as we are scared to death about ... Death . But I`m sorry but after I die there is Nothing . On my headstone though I would like to have . What If I`m Wrong ?
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Post by johnharisson on Jul 21, 2013 18:15:23 GMT
Haha good points, but you did not take the only thing that makes sense in consideration: reincarnation. I don't mean you will be judged after you die and reborn as animal or insect etc. like Buddhism says (well, I think). You will be reborn as human to keep evolving. To me it does not make sense that we just get to live in one body. That would mean some souls get to live just one life as cockroach ? If you are going to say it is not same for animals, then just think about the Egyptians you talked about. They get to live as slaves 10,000 ago, and we just come here to reap the benefits of 10,000 years of evolution (well 700M years actually) ? Or even right now, some people are born with mental or physical disabilities and others with healthy bodies ? Just one body would not be fair/perfect, and life has to be perfect to make sense. In the long run it is fair for everyone if you take reincarnation into consideration. As you said it is a cycle, but it doesn't stop at death. Spring follows winter. The present moment we are conscious of now is never ending, so it would not make sense that what is conscious of this eternal moment (you) would not be eternal. Sorry for the mistakes, I type fast and english is not my primary language
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Post by Mr Kite on Jul 21, 2013 18:58:09 GMT
Interesting points johnharrison . Buddhism is again a belief but as with all beliefs can not be proved . A human being created Buddhism and so then he will not really know the answer . (Unless he died ?) Reincarnation is again a bit nicer than telling your congregation that your not going anywhere once your have died . If you were born a slave , then that was what your "natural selection " adeemed you . Same in the Insect world . Worker Bee , Ant etc etc . "It`s my turn to be Queen Bee ! " "Not happening Billy the worker Bee your natural selection is a worker so get on with it the sun`s out !" If your are born dissabled then that is just part of Nature and every other living creature on this planet . You cannot seperate your self from the animal world just because you have an I pod , Mobile phone . We have come so far away from what life is all about . Imagine yourself in the wilderness away from todays Adverts , Phones , and T.V. reality nonesense . Your main goal is survival . Build a shelter , find food , grow crops look after your tribe (Family )hope you have good Summers and not to harsh Winters . The last thing on your mind is worrying about what happens when I die . I have had nest in the garden the past few weeks (Blackbirds ) I have watched them for hours on end feeding the chicks none stop (Both parents )and I have been in awe of nature and listened to chicks chirping away once the parents arrived with food . The other day we found a chick dead on the floor . Heart brakeing as though it is . It`s just a cog in this wonderful world we live on . Some are born into it and are lucky and some fall on hard times , but it`s just the way it is . Baby`s die in their cots . Are these babies going to heaven ? Where does reincarnation come into that part of life and death ?. Has God got a reason for the baby or the Chick dying so early in its life ? It`s Natural selection . Religions tell us about all the good things that God has give us , but come up with some very sorry views about the terrible things that happen . Earth quakes . It is the planet beneath just moving as it always has from the begining of this planets life . People who live where Eartquakes happen have not been punished or freed from this mortal coil to go to another plain. It just what happens when you build a house in a spot where two large Plates move under the Earth your going to be in trouble . Not God judgeing you , not so you can move on to another place . Bad things happen and it is nothing to do with any higher being because he want`s you for a sunbeam . It` s life . Live it as much as you can for I`m very sure you wont get another one . Do`nt worry about your English , I`m terrible with it and I`m English
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Post by johnharisson on Jul 21, 2013 21:01:25 GMT
Well you don't really understood my point. I don't believe in a judging God. My doctrine is also to live life as much as you can... Anyway I didn't meant to start a debate, thanks for your answers
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Post by Mr Kite on Jul 21, 2013 21:12:12 GMT
Well you don't really understood my point. I don't believe in a judging God. My doctrine is also to live life as much as you can... Anyway I didn't meant to start a debate, thanks for your answers I love a debate ! No I don`t understand your point . Sorry . I dont judge God as in my mind he doesn`t exist . I judge people who tell me he does .
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